The commentary and opinions expressed on this column are strictly Robert McLearren’s. They do not represent anyone else, including former, current, or future employees of Out Impact, Inc. (Publisher’s note: The publisher of Out Impact is left-handed and bisexual, she is really screwed now.)
When people ask me why I hate left-handed people I just smile. Most people just don’t get it. I know people aren’t as educated as me, so I educate them.
In the Bible it says: “And he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, ‘Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.’ … Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, ‘Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.’”
Clearly being left-handed is an abomination against our lord and savior. People say that you can’t take the Bible word for word but I say to them “you can’t pick and chose what you believe, it’s all here in the Bible!” There are twenty-five negative entries in the Bible about left-handers. Twenty five! That’s got to be telling you something.
You know what happens if two left-handers marry? They produce yet another left-hander on this planet to screw things up. They want everything designed for them, they want everything changed for them instead of just getting used to how things are. It’s sickening.
Why do they even let them in the Army? You know people like that can’t function like real men can. I mean.. they can’t even handle a rifle properly. Most of them just pretend to be right-handers so people won’t notice and get “harassed” for it. That’s just bullshit in my opinion. If you can’t just get in line and be like everyone else who needs you? Would you want any of them in a fox hole with you? I sure as hell don’t think so.
These people are just DIFFERENT. They aren’t what God intended, that’s the end of the story. I don’t know about you, but I don’t like different. I don’t know why these people choose to be left-handers and go against everyone else.. it’s just for attention I think. Some say they are born that way, but it’s all for attention!
Some people say that my opinion is ridiculous. You know what I say to them? Re-read this and change “left-handers” to “gay” and then you’ll see ridiculous. Makes just about as much damn sense doesn’t it?
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